Believe it or not BUT, N was lucky enough to be invited to Goose's partay...although it feels lyk one is attending the golden globes in reality the event is a gross garage partay set in the streets of rapetown where no doubt there will be blaring music, overflowing alcohol, rowdy, immature, unfamiliar guests and way too many awkward silences for I, N. Am pretty confident 'isolation' is going to be my best friend tonight, then again am not even sure whether i can properly create any sort of conversation with 'isolation' either. AM A TOTAL LOOSER...!!!
Have created a cunning plan to drag Jugs along with me, so the level of discomfort will hopefulli be reduced from 'crazytown' to 'wow thats sad.' However this means living through her endless egotistical tantrums and successfully doing her infinite favours...after last friday i'm pretty sure that I can live with this...so am less worried than usual...
Am fearing meeting Romeo tonight...besides my usual conversational disasters with him am concerned that something out of the ordinary that only N culd do may occur. Maybe i may accidentakky set fire to his wee wee during a moment of pure hatred. The thing is, he broke my heart, ripped it into little pieces and slowly fed each bit to a pig...so the chances of this occuring is most probably high.
Then again if one is unable to complete this act of violence will quite happily set fire to Nasty Nos. I don't believe repulsion and destation are superior enough to describe the amount of digust i feel wen i see him. Usually my eyes start watering and i start splurting puke on individuals around me. Despite the impressiveness of this event his presence almost stopped me from attending, so meeting him tonight shoud be interesting. Shall take 15 dollars to repay him for the horrible night i expereinced a few weeks ago wen i went out with him. Will be difficult as he is so loved by the futile sluts and faggots attending this event.
Only thing that gives peace to my mind, and also maybe quite a bit of excitement is the fact that M, MAY be attending. However this circumstance may not be that pleasant, as I may once again make a fool out of myself in front of him. This may include something along the lines of throwing dung into his girlfriends mouth and pushing a porcupine into her arsehole. It may cause quite a lot of outrage, but then again that's the reason i've been invited.
Besides the fact that the Deep Sea Dragon already hates me, today will contribute towards worsening his outlook towards me. Returning home at an obsence hour...midnight (gosh how shameful) will make him probably enter into a pyscho convulsion and today will most probably result with me sleeping outside.
Really looking forward to 2nite...must pik out dres...so shall dash...
xoxo
N
Have created a cunning plan to drag Jugs along with me, so the level of discomfort will hopefulli be reduced from 'crazytown' to 'wow thats sad.' However this means living through her endless egotistical tantrums and successfully doing her infinite favours...after last friday i'm pretty sure that I can live with this...so am less worried than usual...
Am fearing meeting Romeo tonight...besides my usual conversational disasters with him am concerned that something out of the ordinary that only N culd do may occur. Maybe i may accidentakky set fire to his wee wee during a moment of pure hatred. The thing is, he broke my heart, ripped it into little pieces and slowly fed each bit to a pig...so the chances of this occuring is most probably high.
Then again if one is unable to complete this act of violence will quite happily set fire to Nasty Nos. I don't believe repulsion and destation are superior enough to describe the amount of digust i feel wen i see him. Usually my eyes start watering and i start splurting puke on individuals around me. Despite the impressiveness of this event his presence almost stopped me from attending, so meeting him tonight shoud be interesting. Shall take 15 dollars to repay him for the horrible night i expereinced a few weeks ago wen i went out with him. Will be difficult as he is so loved by the futile sluts and faggots attending this event.
Only thing that gives peace to my mind, and also maybe quite a bit of excitement is the fact that M, MAY be attending. However this circumstance may not be that pleasant, as I may once again make a fool out of myself in front of him. This may include something along the lines of throwing dung into his girlfriends mouth and pushing a porcupine into her arsehole. It may cause quite a lot of outrage, but then again that's the reason i've been invited.
Besides the fact that the Deep Sea Dragon already hates me, today will contribute towards worsening his outlook towards me. Returning home at an obsence hour...midnight (gosh how shameful) will make him probably enter into a pyscho convulsion and today will most probably result with me sleeping outside.
Really looking forward to 2nite...must pik out dres...so shall dash...
xoxo
N
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