Monday, August 4, 2008

Obsesion

M's last visit to MySpace:
2 Aug 08
Okai so maib i hav a teeny weeny obsession...look on the bright side though...the more he continues to ignore me lyk this the faster i'll recover nd get over him...

Friday, August 1, 2008

Miss Supreme Unpopulaire

Things accomplished today:
zilch
Total money spent today on crap:
70 dollars.
State of underarm:
freshly shaved nd v smelly...*apologies*
Such an utterli interesting life I lead. Hopefully 2moro shuld b least bit xcitin. I'ts the annual E-fesitival. I usually MC the event. Wonder hw much longer they r gona put up with an emotionless completely uninventive and non-impov MC. Pretty certain i'm going to do something highli dorkish...that'll hopefulli bring an end to my pathetic career as an MC. I guess once I'm droped it wuld b sort of heartbreakin...it alwais is...lyk wen i was replaced by Rabbies for Vile's band...TRUTH...i still wish he'd cal me sumtime nd ask me to come bak bcuz Rabbies is just so horrible nd completli ruinin everithin...REALITI...Rabbies is so outstanding that ppl wuld pay gazilions to buy her voice off the blak market...nd i'd neva be able to out do her in nething remotely conected to performing...but still the idea rests at the back of my mind...similar to the belief that i resemble beyonce wen i dance nd all the boys wanna eat me....usuali in fact i resemble meatloaf tryin to master booty shakin nd the boys stare bcuz they r frightened at the sight....M was very kind though to atleast spend a few secs dancin with me...the reasons i've established to y he wuld pull away r as follows:
-the smelly of musty body odour lingering towards him from armpits of I nd also feet caused him to nearli loose conciousness so he had to save himself b4 death abruptli struk...(completeli understnd)
-he has a supersexc, anorexic, pamela anderson boobed, miranda kerr faced curry gf at home waitin to lik him....i loose once again!!!
-he culdn't c in the dark who he was dancin wit...thought i was Facist Forkbrain or Jugs nd had to pul away afta he realised it was reali I...La Frankenstein...
-was drunk off his face...didn't realli care whether he was dancin wit a poo or engaging in beastiality...
These r all quite probable...i'l neva no though...i'll neva c him eva again...nd i'll definateli neva talk to him...quite depressing...yet...thats lyf...i'm sure i'll find another guy that doesn't giv a crap whether i'm dead or alive...very reassurin..
Newais must dash...shud type up speech for 2moro...must make sum gramatical adjustments to ensure that i dunt sound totalli incapable of speakin english...
xoxo
N
ps: left a msg on Rubharbs's space afta he added me...lets c if he has the brains to com up with a reply to totalli avoid me for lyf...or maib he just won't reply...this is the most likeli outcome...my facebook wall has nuthin on it except a comment frm Sauce fat in lyk the 1800's wen she needed to use me for sumthing...